Anniversary and Love: Happy something

Happy something

By Zebracat - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was watching TV and started freaking out thinking I forgot to wish my boyfriend a happy anniversary. I wrote him a text and after I'd sent it, I realized that the date is mine and my ex's anniversary date. FML

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You deserved it 56 864

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By Daria_Weiner - 18/07/2011 18:23 - Russian Federation

Today, at my anniversary party and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML

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By Kit2019 - 23/07/2019 12:00 - United States

Today, I got overly excited because someone texted me, but then realized that moments before, I had sent myself a message. FML

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By thatsnotmyname - 03/07/2014 03:12 - United States - Calhoun City

Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2021 12:59 - Colombia - Bogota

Today, I realized that my boyfriend‘s birthday was two weeks ago, so I immediately sent him a message as if it was today. He didn’t believe my excuses. FML

I agree, your life sucks 185

You deserved it 1 855

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By eleonor - 02/12/2008 04:57 - France

Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying, "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as smitten with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 307

You deserved it 45 324

By Plume - 23/12/2008 07:43 - France

Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 641

You deserved it 2 471

By Anonymous - 17/11/2009 04:01 - United States

Today, I was looking at the annoucements in the newspaper and find out that my boyfriend of the past 6 years is supposed to be married in 2 days to what I thought was his ex-girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 536

You deserved it 3 396

By Forgotten - 09/08/2010 14:38 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 244

You deserved it 28 600

By angry girlfriend - 25/08/2014 03:27 - United States - West Harrison

Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 279

You deserved it 5 664

By HLRJ - 29/08/2018 09:00 - United States - Concord

Today, after my husband said he forgot our anniversary 2 days ago because he was so focused on planning for today, he forgot what was so important about today. It's my birthday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 134

You deserved it 249

Infamous_Hawk 6

Wednesday 13 April 2011 12:00

Haha I bet he didn't remember either.

brine212 5

Wednesday 13 April 2011 12:12

Honest mistake. It could have happen to anyone still in love with their ex....i mean it could happen to anyone...

Comments

b1ondiee 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 15:34

smooth .

speedgay 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 15:38

You made a big boo boo! If I'm in doubt about something; I just don't say it!

iwubbtitties_fml 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 15:44

bitch

sexxiimissj 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 15:53

am I the only one who wants to know how he responded to that? lol

makayla_roxx 2

Wednesday 13 April 2011 16:04

hey, it could be a test to see if HE remembered it wasn't your guy's anerversary

makayla_roxx 2

Wednesday 13 April 2011 16:06

*anniversary

ceddyz17 10

Wednesday 13 April 2011 18:55

in that case they both failed

Tuesdays76 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 16:08

Wow, You probably got him all psyched out thinking it's today and he totally forgot. That's just mean.

greatdane2119 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 16:13

my ex and i

pandaboo 3

Wednesday 13 April 2011 16:54

my ex's and my

XxzombiegirlxX 3

Wednesday 13 April 2011 17:05

that's a fail. -_-

Boomer21 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 17:12

I kind of think there should be a button saying F his life

CMorenita27 6

Wednesday 13 April 2011 17:13

You wrote him a letter???

CMorenita27 6

Wednesday 13 April 2011 17:14

my bad...i read wrong

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You deserved it 582

Today, I discovered my 3-year-old daughter's artistic skills. She managed to draw an elaborate mural on our living room wall. The masterpiece? A stick figure family, including our dog, but instead of a tail, he has a second head. She of course used permanent markers. FML

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Today, about to fall asleep, a bug started buzzing behind the screen to my window. Losing my sanity, I punched the screen, forgetting all about the glass. I now have a cracked window and one still annoying bug. FML

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Today, my 4-year-old daughter figured out how to set a parental code lock on our television so we can't watch football because it scares her when we scream. She won't tell us no matter what we bribe her with. FML

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Today, my boss forgot her meeting with an official from the military base and called to ask me to handle it. The very cute Marine showed up that afternoon and we talked for an hour. After he left, I realized I had forgotten about the paper mustache I taped to my face for fun that morning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 310

You deserved it 72 865

Today, I went to start my new job, only to find out that the guy who hired me had no permission to do so. I had to fill out another application, and complete another interview and I still might not get the damn job. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 537

You deserved it 767

Today, I got my 11-year old son the NERF Elite 2.0 Shockwave RD-15 Blaster that he has been begging for as his birthday gift. Guess who the primary target is. FML

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