Pregnancy and Kids: Crowded

Crowded

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - South Salem

Today, my sister came to stay with me in my apartment for the last few weeks of her difficult pregnancy. However she didn't tell me she was bringing her two dogs, her jackass of a husband, my bratty nephew, and an inflatable kiddie pool so she could have a natural water birth in my living room. FML

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By stressedandcrowded - 05/02/2011 16:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my sister is going to spend the last two months of her pregnancy in my house to be with my mother. She's bringing her three wild children with her. The visit also happens to coincide with my end of year examinations in May and June. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/02/2024 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I agreed to babysit my baby nephew for a week while his parents flew abroad for the MIL’s funeral. I had hoped having a baby around might convince my wife to consider having kids. Nope. She got so sick of the baby, she moved into a hotel until my sister comes home. FML

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By brando2k5 - 06/12/2011 05:05 - United States

Today, I got the official word my wife is pregnant. Her sister, who lives with us, is also pregnant. I'm stuck in an apartment with two women due in late 2012. FML

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By RoommateWanted - 10/09/2013 21:02 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, my roommate unexpectedly came home with a new puppy. I'm severely allergic to dogs. When I reminded her of this, she explained that the puppy was her family now and if I didn't like it I should move out because blood is thicker than water. My roommate is my sister. FML

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By thatsfine - 14/07/2013 22:52 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML

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By goodsister - 14/10/2009 08:09 - Canada

Today, I was yelled at and humiliated by my otherwise awesome brother-in-law for my supposed lack of effort in the planning of a baby shower for my very pregnant sister. The kicker? Her huge, break-my-bank semi-surprise baby shower has been in the works for a month and is happening this weekend. FML

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No vacancy

By Uber at midnight - 11/07/2022 13:00 - United States

Today, my friend invited me over for a sleepover. Only she didn’t tell me until it was time to go to bed that she expected me to sleep on the floor, as she had three dogs sleeping on the couch, and two more in her bed. She could’ve at least warned me to bring an air mattress or something. FML

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By Anon_a_mouse - 30/03/2011 19:59 - Reserved

Today, I came home from a week-long vacation, only to find my mother-in-law didn't just dog-sit while I was gone; she moved in, along with all her possessions, and seems to think it's a permanent deal. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2015 01:46 - United States - Lebanon

Today, my mother moved in to my 2-bedroom apartment with me. She brought her boyfriend, 4 chihuahuas, and 2 birds with her. FML

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Due date

By NewMommy29 - 02/07/2021 00:01

Today, my sister refused to come to the hospital with the rest of my family to visit my new baby. Apparently, I’m an "attention hogging slutbag" because I "chose to go into labor" on her birthday. FML

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ozpunker 20

Wednesday 19 June 2013 9:05

We've all heard of Bridezillas but I didn't know there were Birthzillas.

epicwaffles 7

Wednesday 19 June 2013 9:04

Oh, okay.

Comments

skehar 23

Wednesday 19 June 2013 9:12

Just go with it, OP. Who knows what her crazy hormones will lead her to do next! Just make sure she doesn't have access to your room. You don't want her to get stuck giving birth on your bed, do you?

mimiminx 23

Wednesday 19 June 2013 9:15

Let's hope she's gone after she gives birth or you'll have a baby with you too!

noelasis94 18

Wednesday 19 June 2013 9:22

She wants to be one with nature, or she's a masochist you decide.

christian_slate 16

Wednesday 19 June 2013 9:24

Jerry Spring seems to gloss over these kinds of things: But why did your sister and her family need to move in?

RensM 22

Wednesday 19 June 2013 9:31

So you expected her to leave her family behind? Great going for sister of the year award!

BauerMegan 31

Wednesday 19 June 2013 13:50

What the actual ****?

tj5810 21

Wednesday 19 June 2013 9:34

Sounds like a HUGE lack of communication and a few assumptions. I don't envy you one bit. Just try to be there for her the best you can and deal with how you feel after the baby is born.