Intimacy: Caught in 4K

Caught in 4K

By Anonymous - 22/03/2009 13:04 - Malta

Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML

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You deserved it 34 719

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By ohdeargodthatswrong - 09/01/2010 13:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML

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You deserved it 6 192

By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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You deserved it 45 835

By mal - 08/05/2012 20:46 - United Kingdom - Chelmsford

Today, I brought my girlfriend home while my parents were at work, and things got a little heated. We lost track of time, because the next thing we knew, my dad burst into the living room. He doubled over laughing and asked how much I paid her. FML

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You deserved it 6 258

By English_Nut117 - 30/10/2013 19:17 - Canada - Georgetown

Today, my boyfriend came onto me in a romantic gesture. We ended up having sex, forgetting that the window repair guy was supposed to come today and do some work on our third floor apartment windows. I still don't know how much he saw. FML

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You deserved it 15 190

Quick, hide!

By Mattyboy - 24/08/2009 09:57 - United States

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house. When things started heating up, I heard the front door open and my girlfriend said that it must be her Dad. She handed me my clothes, pushed me out the window, and told me to knock at the front door. Her Dad answered, holding my shoes. FML

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You deserved it 18 641

Back to reality

By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 18:02 - United Kingdom - Saint Neots

Today, as her parents were supposed to be out of town, I stayed over with my girlfriend, and we ended up in bed together. Later on, while poking through the fridge, I heard footsteps, so I said, "Didn't think you'd be walking after that." I closed the fridge and saw her dad. FML

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You deserved it 28 270

Didn't see you there

By eatmyshipoopie - 18/12/2009 15:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML

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You deserved it 10 108

By Anonymous - 01/10/2009 14:06 - Canada

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. I was on their bed having sex with their daughter. FML

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You deserved it 39 502

All kinds of wrong

By Anonymous - 10/04/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I had my girlfriend over after my wife went to work. She looked so sexy in her outfit, I couldn’t resist. I ripped her clothes off and began to do her on my couch… until I heard my daughter’s voice asking, “Dad, who’s that?” Apparently, she was home sick from school. FML

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You deserved it 1 156

By Anonymous - 13/02/2013 11:47 - United Kingdom - Stevenston

Today, the guy I like and his friend came home with me to work on a project. I opened my front door and my mum was at the top of the stairs completely naked, bent over, drying her hair with the hairdryer. It took a few moments for her to realise we were there. FML

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You deserved it 3 095

MistAtMarseilles 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 20:06

awesome dad

ChrisFrancia 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 20:07

at least the family is supportive did he give you any pointers? haha

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greengrassgrows 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 20:27

Ouch. that sucks man, good luck haha.

pancakes_n_syrup 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 20:27

Now what are the chances of that? I don't believe it

AwesomeSauce 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 20:31

Why is this an FML? He's glad that she's getting some, you should be, too.

amirn86 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 20:34

That is so incredibly creepy

thatoneguyyoumet 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 20:35

anyone ever heard of closing the blinds?? lol not that hard of a concept

missababgaga 19

Sunday 19 August 2012 6:31

Not all houses have blinds, such as my boyfriends house!

Kamicase 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 20:35

That dad owns at live! : D I totally agree with 1, 2, 4.

rednwhitecooper 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 20:42

Thats sweeeet. I'd say your a lucky guy.

Monty_Python 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 20:47

LOL!

dk2008 3

Sunday 22 March 2009 20:47

Did he realize it was his daughter?

AidanJamesRossit 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 20:47

Screw at her house, he seems suprisingly cool with it.

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Today, I had a long talk with my now ex-boyfriend. I explained why I'm not comfortable with him bringing up his new female coworker multiple times a day, talking with her about their kinks and fetishes, or possibly being around her outside of work. We've been together for nine years. He's only known her for a week. FML

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Today, after finishing work, my friend was having a party next door and my driveway was blocked. I parked 6 houses down and went to the party for 20mins. After coming out after 3 beers, I went to move my car back to my house and go to sleep. I got a DUI for driving 30 feet. FML

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Caught in 4K

Same thing different taste

Pull up

Quick, hide!

Back to reality

Didn't see you there

All kinds of wrong

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