Back Rub Struggles By FML Videos - 17/10/2018 14:00 - United States - New York Get back to work, you! I agree, your life sucks 279 You deserved it 97 Share Tweet Share
Today, the guy I was seeing told me it wasn’t gonna work out and that he wished me the best. Apparently I acted “too desperate” for his liking. Gee, I’m sorry, but I guess showing basic decency like buying you a birthday present, buying you lunch everyday, and allowing you to use my Netflix, AKA being loving, is too much. FML I agree, your life sucks 239 You deserved it 495
Today, I grabbed the nearest plastic bag in my bedroom when my boyfriend and I left for Walmart so I could return a pair of shorts. When the cashier dumped the contents of the bag onto the counter at customer service, my shorts and a used condom fell out. It was the longest return of my life. FML I agree, your life sucks 14 612 You deserved it 55 892
Today, I spent several hundred dollars having our pipes and septic system fixed. Tonight, I watched my husband pour about a half-liter of bacon grease into the sink. Better keep the septic guy on speed dial. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 081 You deserved it 272
Today, my daughter was acting strange. When she wasn’t muttering in some strange language, she was talking about invisible people coming to get me. Terrified, I called my boyfriend. Turns out he taught her that as a prank. He knows I’m afraid of anything supernatural. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 627 You deserved it 620
Today, I was at a public pool. A very fat kid yelled, "Cannon Ball!" He jumped right on me. FML I agree, your life sucks 50 826 You deserved it 4 508
Today, my cousin got hired after six days of job-hunting. I graduated from university six months ago and haven't even scored a single interview; he's a deadbeat junkie who just got out of prison after doing time for armed robbery. FML I agree, your life sucks 27 885 You deserved it 2 839
Today, in preparation for a third interview for my dream job, I spent an hour selecting the perfect outfit. I hung everything on my bedroom door and went to shower. My dog decided to play tug-of-war with the clothing and redesign the shoes. The only thing to survive unscathed was the hanger. FML I agree, your life sucks 42 289 You deserved it 7 368
Today, I took my first Viagra. It worked great, but "Wally, the one-eyed wonder-weasel" would not return to "hiding". After 4 hours, I was in mortal aching pain, and went to my doctor for a shot and sedative. My wife, the doctor, and the nurse could not stifle their laughter. FML I agree, your life sucks 22 703 You deserved it 6 759
That's almost too adorable. I'm hitting 'You deserve it', because he does deserve the pets.