Today, my girlfriend lied to me, broke her promises, betrayed... - FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2023 07:00

Today, my girlfriend lied to me, broke her promises, betrayed me, and was rude to my friends. I've broken up with her because she does stuff like this a lot. I don't want to hurt her, but she hurt me first so I don't feel that bad, but I still feel kinda guilty. FML

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