Today, I found out my boyfriend of 3 years is being unfaithful.... - FML

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By sadandalone - 23/05/2021 22:41

Today, I found out my boyfriend of 3 years is being unfaithful. I summoned the courage to confront him about it. His response and I quote: “Well what was I supposed to do? I was horny and you deprived me of sex for 9 months and just gave birth.” He was completely serious. FML

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