Today, I asked my mom nicely to maybe not put the wet dog food...

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2021 10:02 - Germany

Today, I asked my mom nicely to maybe not put the wet dog food where I tend to step in it. Her response? Putting even more and bigger bowls of even wetter dog food there, then laughing at me when I mentioned it again. FML

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