Today, I'm pregnant despite being on the pill. My husband hates... - FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2021 08:04

Today, I'm pregnant despite being on the pill. My husband hates children for reasons from his own childhood abuse, to the point he will leave a room if it has a child in it, so I’m afraid to tell him because I'm 100% sure my options will be either abortion or divorce with no compromise. FML

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